Some Bullshit
Mostly hilarious conversations I've had. But in revolutionary Egypt, so cooler.
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ana ba7lam b 3omar suliman kol youm :( In the first dream mesek eedy, and i told him “omar, please save us”. and today i napped , and the dream was more intimate. we almost kissed! fa am waiting for my next dream. we are taking things slow.Friend
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If she wins she gets to record in New York! You can vote once a day. Plus, original song.
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- Friend: Will you look at my short story?
- Friend: (Laughing.)
- Me: Are you laughing at your own jokes?
- Friend: Yes.
- Me: And are those footnotes?
- Friend: Yes. And I showed them to Other Friend. He liked the footnotes.
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- A: they're doing the penis dance.
- Z: do penises really dance or do you just sort of swing them around?
- A: they dance. ana beta3y sa3at banzel beeh dooda.
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- A: مش هايخلصوا جريز اناتومي دي؟
- Z: افتكر ده اخر سيزون.
- A: ليه، خلص الاستروجين من الدنيا؟
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- A: inty 3arfa in borg el qahira da tany atwal structure fe afriqya?
- Z: we eh awel wa7ed?
- A: ma3rafsh. Beta3y!
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My mom drew this to illustrate something and now she has no idea what. We agree it can’t be many things.
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- me: Wouldn't it be funny if Hamdy Badeen heard of you and took a liking, and started using his power to coerce you?
- @sarahcarr: OMGGGG no shereen noooo!
- me: the tweets and blog posts would be of the hilarity!
- @sarahcarr: Yeah I'm not sure C28 has wifi.
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The other day I was invited over to @aamatar’s, where I imbibed freely of delicious foreign wine (no, I don’t know what kind. The kind without the vinegar throat-punch, is all I need to know). I spied some pastries in a glass box on the coffee table and said, “Are these of recent tenancy?” I SWEAR. I did. And what’s more, that’s the very first thing my drunk ass brain thought of. Understandably, I got a filthy look from my friend @mariamali7, who finds me pretentious. Her automatic habit of paraphrasing my remarks into normal-speak has long amused me, and this time I was equally appalled. Lovely @aamatar defended me though. He’s a sucker for abuse.
